Synhopkins

Last Tuesday was DYN's first ever 100% attended meeting. Now while the seas didn't part nor did they sky turn mauve it was still a monumentous occasion for the Spigot who saw their beer sales increase 35% over past DYN gatherings. After the required pleasantries we got down to the business at hand and actually it was one of our more tame meetings. Greg took his obligatory ass whipping. D'Arcy trashed all the discs because he didn't provide them. Alan delivered his first 1 rating. Jay somehow liked all the discs except for Greg's which, as before mentioned, he provided one of the 'S's in ass whip. Papas Fritas was the most polarizing review with Mongillo providing (surprise!) a 5 and Greg delivering a little ass slap of a 1. And, the tallies been finalized, I was spot on with all my reviews.

The first ever assessment appeared to be enjoyed by all proving once and for all that we all must do something with our lives because we are living up to what Jay's daughter correctly has assailed us as "music loser friends". The only thing worse would be if we all moved back in with our mothers and stopped showering.

One would think that the highlight of the meeting would be materialization of Monsta Hopkins at the meeting but instead it was the new minty fresh urinal cakes the Spigot unveiled special for the DYN meeting. Kudos Spigot!

Next meeting is October 13th

Host- D'ARcy (Dada's Ghits)
New- Ken - Cocktail Slippers - St. Valentine's Day Massacre
New- Mongillo-
New- Sandi- Black Crowes- Before the Frost…Until the Freeze
Old- Greg- Sugar- Copper Blue
Old- Monsta-

NOTE- Greg was originally an Old for November, I have updated the schedule, but we need a volunteer not on the schedule to provide New #3.