Sunday, December 18, 2011

One number, two words...

The Mong / Music Group Commentary / Nov.-Dec. 2011

*****

Busy this...no time that . . . Insert standard excuses here for this round’s lack of effort.

Bloody Hollies – “Yours Until the Bitter End” = 2.5 Stars
Well done.

Tom Fuller Band – “Ask” = 2 Stars
Pretty average.

Guns and Roses – “Use Your Illusion II” = 1.5 Stars
Overrated self-indulgence.

Mahavishnu Orchestra – “Visions of the Emerald Beyond” = 2 Stars
Interesting time-capsule.

Iggy Pop – “Lust for Life” = 5 Stars
His best!

Sloan – “Parallel Play” = 3.5 Stars
Pop power.

Thursday, December 15, 2011

Improved Encheferized Reviews for Swedish Chef Lovers


Iggy Pup- Loost fur Leeffe-
A trooly cuul, ruckeeng elboom und ergooebly oone-a ooff hees best. Interesteeng rhythms und suceeel cummentery beckeeng snerky Booeee-a/Reed leeke-a fucels. Elboom hulds up vell 30+ yeers leter. (4)

Tum Fooller Bund-Esk
Sufft in ifery espect. My sun seeed it suoonded leeke-a Glee-a. I'll leefe-a it es thet. (1)

Goons N' Ruses- Use-a Yuoor Illooseeun II
Thees deedn't huld up fur me-a es vell es I thuooght it vuoold. Sume-a sungs leeke-a "14 Yeers" remeeen pretty cuul tudey veet its peeunu meexed veet Slesh's gooeeter, oozeers ere-a stoopeed leeke-a "Get in zee Reeng" veet its spukee vurd turede-a. Zeey suoond mooch better oon zee sungs veethuoot zee edded brefedu oon hoo nu oone-a gets zeem und cun keess oor soock zeeur ess. Becoose-a zee cuul is mure-a prefelent thet zee crep und Slesh's gooeeter it's steell a (3)

Zee Bluudy Hulleees- Yuoors Unteel zee Beetter Ind
 Luood threshy, treshy, in yuoor fece-a gerege-a ruck. Luts ooff Jeck Vheete-a infflooence-a. Frum zee seme-a feeen ooff Ruck n Rull Suldeeers, Yuoong Heert Etteck und Tser boot veet a leettle-a mure-a coobuy ruck- leestee egeeen- yuoo'll heer it. Its freneteec, frunteec pece-a is ixhoosteeng und cun be-a a deterrent vhee leestening in tutel in oone-a leestee. Und "Juhn Veyne-a Broon" shuoold be-a streeckee frum zee recurd. I eppreceeete-a vhet zeey ere-a ettempteeng boot it isn't clefer und duesn't vurk. (3)

Sluun- Perellel Pley
Sluun mey nut be-a ooreeginel boot zeey ere-a a fery guud bund vhu vreete-a fery guud sungs. Zeeur oone-a cunstunt is thet iech elboom hes a deefffferent textoored suoond. PP is oone-a ooff zeeur best shooceseeng hoo ieseely zeey cun gu frum oone-a style-a tu unuzeer ellooeeng iech member tu seeng und teke-a zee sputleeght.  (4.0)

Mehefeeshnoo Oorchestra-Feesiuns ooff zee Imereld Beyund
Deffeenitely sume-a interesteeng stooffff. Zee gooeeter vurk is dynemeete-a und sume-a ooff zee crezy jezz freek oooots ere-a ookey. Nut a fun ooff zee fucels, ifee iff zeey remeend ooff Zeppa. It's joost nut a foon leestee und it's tuoogh vhee Zoone-a is oon shooffffle-a- zee freek oooots ere-a stertleeng. (2.5)

Tuesday, December 13, 2011

What's in YOUR I-Pod???

The Tom Fuller Band

Sometimes, when you take a rock based artist and smooth him out with a Nashville-style producer, you get bland from where there was a spark. In the case of Tom Fuller, it’s just the opposite…his songs are written on pop side of the rock spectrum, and the production only goes to enhance the final product. Favorite track lyrically was “Doing Nothing”…I can relate. This was my pick of the month, and most, if not all tracks will get added to a Sunday morning mix I have. 4

Guns N’ Roses – Use Your Illusion II

The late ‘80’s-Early ‘90’s was a time that I personally checked out of listening to “hard rock”. I firmly believed that the music I valued most and would listen to forever was already recorded, and I had not listened to a lot of it yet, so for me, this is the first time I’ve listened to a GnR album in its entirety. For me, they’ve always been a radio band, and those hits weren’t enough to get me to dig deeper. Having listened to this repeatedly, I was surprised at the overall vibe, more like good stoner rock and less like metal. I guess if you take Use Your Illusion 1 into consideration, this is like their Exile on Main Street or their White Album. If they would have put their best from these two albums on one album, it may have been one of the greatest albums ever, but this one is spotty, though enjoyable. 3

Sloan

Despite the fact that this is their 9th album, this is my first exposure to a full-length Sloan CD. The single “Believe in Me” starts it off with a catchy enough hook…”Cheap Champagne” is more harmony-laden than I would have expected, but I like the overall sound…late 60’s pop/psychedelic…this definitely sounds like a band where everybody writes…overall, it was very enjoyable listen and it too will make its way to the Alternative Favorites section of my ITunes library. 3.5

The Bloody Hollies – Yours till the Bitter End

This is solid garage punk from a band that sounds like they are really into their music and their sound. It’s Kinda like Iggy and the Stooges meet Motorhead with a little bit of the Jam in there on the solo Doyle songs and some Black Crowes/Stones riffs in the songs where Horgen writes (like Dirty Sex and John Wayne Brown). It has good energy, the vocal intensity matches the instruments and there’s enough melody and song variety to keep it from getting boring and repetitious. Songs like Sticks and Stones even venture into “Riff Punk”. I’ll have to go back to their earlier CD’s to see how they’ve evolved. 3.5

Mahavishnu Orchestra – Visions of the Emerald Beyond

By the time this came out, John McLaughlin’s guitar virtuosity was no longer a novelty, it was a “trademark style” and so after the “The Inner Mounting Flame” and “Birds of Fire” this album held less interest for me when it originally was released. It has a little funk to it, and though not as interesting or exciting as the earlier albums, if you like fusion, top-notch musicianship and great guitar lead work, it’s still a viable listen. 3

Thursday, December 08, 2011

And the douche bag of the month is..................

Iggy Pop – Lust for Life - 4
Iggy sounds different on every song. I initially thought that Lust For Life was a Stones song, but for some reason I like the song more knowing it’s not. He sounds a lot like Lou Reed with talent on The Passenger. “Tonight” had Bowie in it. He’s like a singing chameleon There is something strangely bazaar, but then very normal about Iggy Pop. The picture on the album cover makes you want to be friends with this cool normal guy. I’ll bet he was a very cute kid, but then I’ve seen some very disturbing pictures of him as well. I’ll keep the album cover image in my head when I think of him.
Mahavishnu Orchestra – Visions of the Emerald Beyond – 3.5
As for raw talent, these guys are unreal. The musicianship is so great that sometimes I think that they forget there are other musicians playing with them and the result is a giant music mess. Many of the clean songs were outstanding, but with only an occasional giggle as a lyric it’s tough to have a classic album. Other than being a great influence
GNR – Use Your Illusion II – 4.5 (minus .5 for whistling on a rock album and douchebagginess)
As much of a douche as I think Axl Rose is, I can’t deny that GnR have some seriously kick ass
music. I wouldn’t pay to see them and I turn the radio every time they come on the radio, they are one of the most overplayed bands ever. They can rock. Axl’s voice is so unique, if he
wasn’t such a douche he could have been somebody. Now he’s pretty much looked at as a big
douche who could sing.
Sloan – Parallel Play - 3.5
Pretty cool band, they sound a lot like Bob Dylan on Down in the Basement, which is really weird
knowing how you guys all feel about Dylan, then they sounded like The Partridge Family on Cheap Champagne and old Kinks on Witches Wand. Super catchy band with fun creative
lyrics. Just nothing to make them really stand out against other similar bands. Maybe my favorite of the month though.
Tom Fuller Band – 3.5
Don’t know who this band was, I kept forgetting to listen to
them. Sorry I don’t have more.
The Bloody Hollies – Yours until the bitter end – 4
What I heard in the day that I had was awesome. A good replacement now that the White Stripes
broke up.

Wednesday, December 07, 2011

Using My Illusion

Bloody Hollies – No Jack White project this year, but this could almost pass as one. I like the in your face drum sound throughout, and although the vocals get wearisome, there’s no shortage of energy. Nice combo of dirty blues, punk and a little metal as well. “Dirty Sex” and “Sticks and Stones” are the highlights.  3.5 stars

Tom Fuller – What a pleasant CD.  The vocals are pleasant.  The sound is pleasant.  The playing is pleasant.  When the songs pop up in a shuffle, I will no doubt think “this is pleasant, I wonder who it is?”   And the moment the song is over, I will forget I ever heard it. 2 stars

Guns and Roses – What a freaking mess.  There’s almost an equal amount of brilliance and real crap here.  3 glorious tracks to start, then one of the worst Bob Dylan covers ever and two songs ruined by the in-song/post-song spoken word nonsense.  So it goes throughout the disc.  A great one here, a shit one there.  GnR couldn’t overcome their appetite for destruction in the studio anymore than they could in their personal lives.    In the end the highs are so high that I ignore the junk.  Cherry picking the best 7 songs from this and 5 from Illusion I creates a 5 star and possible desert island disc.  4 stars

Iggy Pop – Can we just all agree to give Mongillo the top 10 spots so he stops submitting obvious 4-5 star discs? Title track is one of the greatest songs ever recorded.  Rest of it is classic Iggy.  The Justin Bieber cover is hysterical.  4 stars

Mahavishnu Orchestra – Effortlessly combines the pointless noodling of a jam band with the meaningless jacking off of free jazz. Yes, individually the players are enormously talented.  That said, the world’s greatest chefs could get together and use their talents to make a dog shit casserole, but I wouldn’t want to eat it. 1 star

Sloan – Never been able to fully embrace these guys, and I’m not sure why.  Competent players, tight band and they generally write decent songs.  The harder edge songs like “Believe in Me” and “The Other Side” are fine, but their mid-tempo material is non-descript.  Wish they’d cut loose a little more.  3 stars