Jay's June Music Group Bullshit
Sufjan Stevens – “Vast in scope and breathtaking in its beauty, some of the most beautiful pop music you’ll hear all year, adventurous pop songs with intricate arrangements and sophisticated chord structure, seductive sense of melody and arrangement, an extraordinary achievement, one of the vital voices in music today.” Those are just some of the things that critics said about this critically acclaimed 2005 release…. To which I say….yeah…whatever. I really wanted to like it and I can appreciate it on an artistic level. If it was a film, it would be described as a sprawling epic, and it IS, but when it cones right down to it, I just didn’t like it. A couple of songs are affecting and the melodies creep in eventually, but it is just so FUCKIN much. Way too much. Way too ambitious and if it eventually makes sense, well fine, but I just don’t have the time. 4 for the effort, but 2 for the execution and, ultimately, a 2 because that’s how much I like it.
Lacuna Coil - A hot chick fronting a band playing music normally reserved for the testosterone set. What’s not to like? I’ll tell you what’s not to like – tedious metal music with no punch whatsoever. I guess I’m just not much of a fan of songs that lack melody…and soul….and passion….and energy. 1.5
Professor Longhair – Easy to like, but not good enough to love, blues rag music. I must admit I don’t know enough about the guy, but if he wrote the standards that populate the latter half of the record, then he’s an underappreciated talent. If he didn’t and can’t think of anything else to put on his records then I’m not so sure he’s anything more than a talented boogie piano player. But It is a great record to put into shuffle with Little Feat and the Radiators, two bands that I like that have drawn heavily from him. 2.5
Bad Religion - I actually own this record. Listened to it once and filed it – another victim of unrealistic comparisons to bands and an era by critics either too young or too hopeful to really understand what the late 70’s meant. Hearing it now, though, apart from the comparisons and hype, I do hear a band that matters. Sure they still lapse into the buzzsaw guitar for buzzsaw guitar’s sake- that is - guitar with no melody, just speed - but in the end, they sound better and listen better (i.e. smarter lyrics) than most of the other bands that I would throw into their class, Green Day and Rancid not withstanding. Glad I heard this a second…and third and fourth time. 3.5
Medeski, Martin and Wood - Maybe it’s just me, but about 5 songs into this collection I was still getting a mental image I had from the first song - Peter North having sex with Christy Canyon on a desk (for those of you who understand that reference, I know I'm dating myself, but,,,hey, that's the point). I know these guys have a good rep, but I just don’t get it. Some of it has a groove and I guess they can play, but this just seems like background music that anyone with moderate musical talent could write, arrange and play. When it works for me it is because of the drumming and very occasional guitar. I guess I’m just a Neanderthal, but I just can’t get over the fact that it sounds like a porn soundtrack.
TopicFist of all, no music makes me
cry. Not that I’m some macho guy that can’t be reduced to tears, it’s just that music doesn’t do it for me. Film, now that’s another matter. I cry when I watch How the Grinch stole Christmas…and don’t get me started on It’s a Wonderful Life. But I just can't think of a song that brings me to tears.
Mad,?...only shit makes me mad and I don’t listen to shit more than once so nothing comes to mind. For the most part, because of their youth, I consider most rock and pop stars to be morons, so their leftist political statements only confirm my basic assertion that they are morons. Hence, no reason to get mad at them. The more mature lefties – Springsteen, Earl and Young (almost hard to include Neil as he was a fan of the big guy – Reagan…but :Living with War is pretty clear) – all state their case in fairly moving and complex ways, making it palpable to even a hardened conservative like me. And in terms of songs that remind me of what angers me...well I can't think of any that articulate my feelings to the point of anger.
Happy? The best music doesn’t necessarily make me happier than I was, but makes me dance around the room playing air guitar like Pete Townsend on crack. Songs that make me do that include…. Rockaway Beach by the Ramones, New Rose by the Damned and Soul kitchen by X . There are plenty more, but those are the ones that endure more than 20 years after hearing them for the first time.
What defines me? Kind of personal, but instead of a song or songs, I’ll choose a couple bands. Replacements and Guided by Voices. Their preferred music is loud but tuneful (most times) guitar rock (my favorite music) and their preferred condition is intoxicated. Nothing appeals to me more although my job often demands that I not get as drunk on a daily basis as I would like. I mean really….. if it wasn’t for kids, a job and, to a lesser degree, the harmful short term and long term side effects, who the fuck wouldn’t want to be drunk most of the time? Or is it just me?